Yes You ARE!!

Dear LeAnn,

It's time to wake up and smell the Bacon I mean Eating disorder. Sweetie, the tabloids who have been reporting there concern for your emaciated frame are trying to help you. You have a problem, when your head weighs more the rest of your body you most likely are not at your ideal weight. Now many speculate that your two timing husband  is likely to blame for your dramatic weight loss. And I have to agree, you were at a healthy and beautiful weight pre-Cibrian. Point is we loved you just the way you were and now we hope you realize that you are killing yourself and we would hate to see that happen.

Sincerly,
A most concerned Blogger